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1: <Jason_K> hey Sean, They say Milk does a Body good... j00 must be drinking A Lot of milk!
2: <BlueCalx> it takes up that much real estate in your pants? my word <Wing> yah
3: <Wing> i was bummed that you werent gonna die <BlueCalx> oh, fair enough
4: <BlueCalx> my penix is small and shriveled.
5: <Wingy> well.... jason may know more than i... <dulce> no, it's just that's never happened before...
6: <YodaToad> you know you've become accustomed to broadband when you cancel the transfer of a 4MB file bc it's going to take more than 1.5 minutes to download
7: * SMN|away sets up a phoenix auto-downloader to beat mirage
8: * Jason_K needs food. he was discouraged earlier after accidentally dropping a plate of ravioli on the floor and having to clean it up. he will brb after food.
9: The ability to conceive is the power to achieve.
10: <redux-> he's getting a sex change operation <Jason_K> redux: from what to what?
11: <dulce> the government reminds me of TI sometimes...
12: <smn> TI reminds me of the government sometimes...
13: <filler> why the fuck am i here? *** Parts: filler (filler@cdm-vict-192-147.tcac.net)
14: <alh> If laws were outlawed, only outlaws would have laws :)
15: <greening> I'm excited.
16: <br4nd0n> sw: do you want to see what I look like (I am pretty) and not very homley but more of a HOMIE FUX YA
17: <scabby> i couldn't sleep <scabby> may as well surf some pr0n sites instead
18: <Wing> lately... i've been typing /m3 instead of /me ;)
19: <YodaToad> I'm not stupid
20: <Wing> andrew@has.the.biggest.penix.net
21: <SMaRt`> .chattr SMN +k #tcpa
22: <BlueCalx> SMN: you know who you remind me of? <BlueCalx> my mom
23: * BlueCalx anally penetrates SMN with his firm, hard... oh never mind
24: <BlueCalx> jason, if you lose potm, i'll make you an animated screenshot anyway, okay? :p
25: <PatD|Away> Just give me her name, address, phone#, SSN, drivers license #, and 2 certified copies of her birth certificate, then I will help to retreive it
26: <dul|food> smn: I'd rather have stupid people than assholes, but that is probably just me
27: <Batman89> Who here actually knows soemthing about the compatibility of a ti83 with a ti92 plus?
28: *** Now talking in #freespeech *** aardvarq sets mode: +mnt
29: <mhl`> SMN: I have discovered a side of you that I like :P
30: <YodaToad> LTJ - I think I love you <SMN> I play that one for my mom
31: <aardvarq> Making the Band?! That show sucks. <SMaRt`> No it doesnt! <aardvarq> It's supposed to appeal to preteen females but it's far too boring to do that.
32: <Perly> SMN: TAKE THE DILDO OUT OF YOUR ASS SO THAT YOU RELEASE THE CAPSLOCK KEY
33: <Perly> SMN: BUT YOU SAID YOU'RE A GIRL
34: -=> SignOff SMN: (abuse (oper req) (2000/08/02 04.00))
35: <Perly> smn: oh btw, 1500 people hate you.
36: <SMN> PERLY: AT LEAST I DON'T GO LOOKING AT UPSKIRT PORN SITES OF MEN
37: <SMN> are you still killing people?
38: *** Joins: NudeWoman (cpa@step.mother.com)
39: <YodaToad> heh... I thought it said *** Farts: NudeWoman (cpa@step.mother.com)
40: * YodaToad waits for his seX0r
41: <scabby> you have the perfect ass? <Wing> scabby: i do
42: <detached> I don't know who could_be_a_big_fat_motherfucking_asshole,_but_i_think_Scott_Noveck is.
43: <SMN> micros: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE A TICALC.ORG GEEK AND NOT KNOW THE JENNICAM URL?
44: <dulce> smn: all four of us should team up to write a nifty BASIC extending library <wrath_> 4? <SMN> four. that appears to be it
45: <wrath> detached needs to strip
46: <Jason_K> damn, this fruit punch is addicting. im taking it in shots now..
47: <Jason_K> dulce: for MirageOS v1.1, we need to incorporate something that blocks out ARPGCS games from being run...
48: <Jason_K> my 83 is the most prettiest, I decorated it with glitter :)
49: <BlueCalx> termites was in the java applet <BlueCalx> seen it <detached> I don't know who it is.
50: <wrath_> smart: ask smn | <SMaRt> SMN: Wanna help me? | <SMN> no | <Wing> hah
51: <SMN> yay, I scored 4 penices! new record! | <vortexx> fag
52: <vortexx> i really don't enjoy feeling stupid
53: <jimbo456> what is hw1? I never heard of it...can I get it at ticalc.org?
54: <Jason_K> Leno reads stuff off a monitor. <dulce> SO do I...
55: <SMN> woah! I'm a dumb fuck
56: <Yottabyte> penis+pussy=fun | <mhl`> not necesseraly
57: <SMN> when i see smart, i get this tingly feeling inside...
58: <mhl`> when did I become special?
59: <Wing> GOD DAMN FUCKIN POS SDK AND ITS FUCKIN COMPILER WONT FUCKIN WRITE THE FUCKIN INLINE FUCKIN ASM TO MY FUCKIN APP!!!! #@#$%!@#$!@#!@$!@$!@#%@!#$@!#$!@#%@#$%@# <Wing> i'm done.
60: <Jason_K> alh... the man... the myth... the, err well thats enough.
61: <alh> nicks dad suck. His page crashed my netscape.
62: * SMN|away sex0rz dulce
63: <kickurbal> asm is 8mhz
64: <thespyder> 89 is good for calculus <kickurbal> 92+ is better at calculus
65: http://www.shockwave.com/bin/shockwave/entry.jsp?content=regurge01
66: <}InFuZeD{> the screenshot staff at ticalc.org is a little too happy <}InFuZeD{> we dont need screenshots of math programs
67: <BlueCalx> i have to ram }InFuZeD{ up the ass again :\ | <}InFuZeD{> AGAIN? :)
68: ð BlueCalx has set away: (THE PEEING IN TIM BUCKINGHAM'S BUTT PROCEDURE!)
69: !qadd <BlueCalx> i've touched only yours [penis], SMaRt <SMN> wing, do that for me
70: <BlueCalx> i've touched only yours [penis], SMaRt <SMN> wing, do that for me
71: <humphead1> what does brb mean <PatrickD> It's an acronym for "Boring. Really Boring." <humphead1> yotta: roms are brb
72: * mhl desperately needs ... help
73: * SMN_2k wants scott@penis.com
74: <SMN> my doggy just turned 3! | <Wing-> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SMN's DOGGIE!!!!
75: <dulce> read while showering...I'm not even going to ask
76: <SMN> or you position yourself so that the water flows where it feels good-- wait, that's only for females
77: * YodaToad is away, The Great Female Masturbation Pr0n Search
78: <BlueCalx> i only remember wet dreams <BlueCalx> hrm, i shouldn't have said that one :p
79: <SMaRt`> I still don't see any problems <Patrick_D> I just hope the rest of the world doesn't see them either
80: *** Join: aardvarq (tgAardvark@AC8A0FE9.ipt.aol.com) <detached> j00 n3wb33 l4m4h!
81: <SMN> the only good way to waste time involves Alyssa Milano and pornography
82: <Nanaki> when Patrick_D dies... phoenix will be advanced enough to update itself
83: <bra|> Yah I use a lighter to burn my cds
84: <bra|> smn's dick hurts from whatching the man show
85: <mhl> Too bad [fuzzy] does not have ebola.
86: <mhl> I try not to associate with pure, unadulterated crap like vb
87: <brand-n> hump: how old is your sister? <brand-n> is she hot? <humphead> no <brand-n> so any ways do you have a pic.?
88: <humphead> im not an amateur; im a semi-intermediate beginner
89: <connect4> jason: I didn't realize you were into the bondage thing.....
90: <SMaRt`> I was a dumb fool
91: <Halide> am i on auto-kick? *** Halide was kicked by YodaToad (no)
92: *** detached sets mode: +vb SMaRt` smart!*@*
93: 17:10:48 * mhl goes and does some work 17:10:55 * mhl is away, nap [log:ON] [page:ON] [UIN:29369077]
94: <Keev> then why does it give me a "domain error"? <brand0n> cause your domain is causing an error
95: <Halide> I can't speak English, sorry.
96: <Wing-> man.... calc.org needs an internal overhaul <PatrickD> Yeah, delete all the BASIC programs
97: <Wing-> Hc000: dude... anyone with half a dick can make a millionaire game... thats like half a millimeter above "Jim Bob's Guess a Number 16.2342"
98: <mhl> my script [kicking] works when you are SMaRt` and not SMaRt *** SMaRt` is now known as SMaRt
99: <Yottabyte> i had a dream laast night that i was eating cds
100: <SMaRt> Sorry, i got excited
101: <SMaRt> I THOUGHT THAT SAID 'WE'RE GETTING IN YOUR BED'!!!!! <SMaRt> gah <SMaRt> scared me
102: <Generalme> Your an IRC adict: If your child ignores your request, and you wonder: "he must be lagged."
103: *** Quits: brand0n (my sister HAS to use the computer for homework!! WhaT FUCKING WHORE@)
104: <}InFuZeD{> people sell drugs in my QBasic class
105: * SMaRt is very very very happy <BlueCalx> SMaRt: penix? <Jason_K> SMaRt: recent bj?
106: <brand0n> php gives me a hard on
107: <Jason_K> Paradox is Wing's bitch <Wingy> only cause i pay him :)
108: <brand-n> you [mhl] look so normal it is disturbing
109: <Wing> OMFG!!!! this one chick drove up... and she didnt stop or anything but i look over and she was topless!!! made my day... thats why i stayed out there so long... was hopin she'd come back thru
110: <Jason_K> someone was being an ass this morning <Jason_K> joined #tcpa with the nick detacheds <Jason_K> or is that the backup name for detached? <BlueCalx> that's the backup name for detached, you twit
111: <Halide> im trying it now :) but my port is loose!! ahahhhhh
112: <Jason_K> What do you think about pr0n? <SMaRt`> OK FINE! <SMaRt`> I ADMIT IT! <SMaRt`> I'M ADDICTED! <SMaRt`> SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME! <SMaRt`> THE TORTURE!! <SMaRt`> THE PAIN!!! <SMaRt`> AHHHHHHHH!
113: *** Joins: paradawx (eric@tinews.net.got.shutdown.by.ti.but.not.tinews.org)
114: <kc8apf> Luke727: but, the sheer size of it is massive
115: <Dj-FLuff-> whats asm and whats basic?
116: *** Joins: SMaRt (SMaRt@ACA09C83.ipt.aol.com) <Assembler> [SMaRt] Bow down to the moron.
117: <mhl> Yeah, you can change your memory to one hundred mega bytes. Its under the 'mode' button.
118: <SMaRt> I been using a pencil and it kept braking inside the hole
119: <SMaRt> see yaz hootie | <mhl> !@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*() | <mhl> dont leave me!
120: <SMaRt> i'm playin wit muh vizor!
121: <one[2]> leave some batteries out for a while <NoidMan> Like how long? <one[2]> to like... let it forget how you fucked it up
122: <}InFuZeD{> scabby...program...no getting drunk | <scabby> gttooo laaaaaaate!
123: <}InFuZeD{> !quote 71
124: <scabby> you sounds like booclax <scabby> ie a sad cunt
125: <scabby> what's with the mass orgasm? am i missing something? <brand0n> scabby: You didn't get the private message to stick your finger up your but from Assembler? <scabby> no?
126: <micros> my friend pheared when i said that i knew patrick davidson
127: <asmand> they dipped tampons into the booze and shoved it up their ass
128: <}InFuZeD{> I can only pick up chicks on IRC that live 3+ hours from my house
129: <PatrickD> Oh no, when TCPA members kick out other TCPA members, you know the planet is going downhill
130: <SMaRt`> quote!
131: <ubergoat> this college empties out on weekends <ubergoat> and the people who aren't going home are getting drunk, so i take advantage of the bandwidth
132: <SMaRt`> wb simmmy <asim> wtf does wb stand for? <SMaRt`> it means 'Welcome Back' <asim> hey, that makes sense! <asim> you folks are nice in here
133: <SMaRt`> What the !*$% is an asymptote?
134: <PatrickD> When in doubt, use the image of the Phoenix ship as a button
135: <Jason_K> stop looking at me detached!^$!$!
136: <nickd> BlueCalx84: maybe fate is something made up by hallmark to sell shit
137: <}InFuZeD{> the link port is like dead | <asmand> too many penetrations? | <}InFuZeD{> heh | <}InFuZeD{> it wasn't mine
138: <brand-n> smart got a BJ! | * asmand really tries to think of what BJ could mean
139: <halide> what is uNF
140: <PatrickD> I was trying to h4x0r www.whitehouse.gov, but I didn't succeed
141: <bra|ph00d> there are a LOT of hot chicks in that town [Miami] let me tell you <bra|ph00d> I Don't think they let ugly girls in the city
142: <asmand> last winter we had -40 for a week | <PatrickD> -40 is very bad, as it is likely to damage the LCD of the TI-82
143: <YodaToad> i've had ppl w/ dynamic IPs wanting 0wnz.org subdomains
144: <asim> how big is it?
145: *** Quits: detached (ircd.west.gblx.net irc.west.gblx.net)
146: <brand0n> nick: if I write nickd.org on my ass and take a picture can I be on nickd.org? Are you going to be like stile?
147: <scabby> don't you just hate it when you overfill your glass with beer and it overflows onto your mousemat?
148: <YodaToad> we're not as mature as the great patrick davidson...
149: <PatrickD> That needs to be added to our quotes
150: <PatrickD> I type 50 WPM on the TI-85 <PatrickD> but, I don't know my speed on a normal keyboard
151: 23:38:29 <TG4W-CSMS> what's phoenix
152: <PatrickD> syBlaq: I think you are a bot
153: <PatrickD> I'm sure you can stay awake 15 minutes longer to port the game
154: <McTwist> im going to go do some crack so i can get myself a tv show
155: <dulce> I have two calcs...they can't both be "special"
156: <scabby> i do not wish to see blue coming
157: <scabby> my TI has no speaker <pjpoes> mine has 2 <pjpoes> and a camera
158: <pjpoes> i dont like incompetence
159: <pjpoes> a squirl is a fuzy rodent... *** pjpoes (Pj@bgm-24-94-49-180.stny.rr.com) has left #tcpa
160: <Jason_K> its all clear now <Jason_K> fuck <Jason_K> fell outta my chair again
161: <detached> *PatrickD @ -1h quit: newbie-status
162: <SMaRt> I JUST PACKTED MYSELF!
163: <SMaRt> Jason_K: Can I crash one of the bots?
164: <Fandu> I think it also ate Ztetris once
165: <BlueCalx> i have fucking ash t-shirts now <BlueCalx> do you have any idea how three one three three seven that is?
166: <asim> folks, just pay for domains......it's always cool to be able to do your own DNS <SMaRt> i dont like paying *** Quit: dulce (And I though I was cheap...)
167: <ephesus> ephesus: hey
168: <BlueCalx> atem: when i was in 2nd grade my teachers and principal thought i had some kind of mental illness because i would never talk to kids
169: === (nick\change) Perly ÄÄ> I8PUSSY
170: <lordgoat> i feel dirty <lordgoat> i went into #tcpa
171: <SMaRt> <Wing> <mhl> <SMaRt> <Wing> <SMaRt> <Wing> <mhl> <Wing> <SMaRt> <mhl> <SMaRt> i hit the power switch on my battery
172: [22:27] <Jason_K> Patrick Davidson is actually a team of chimpanzees with laptops
173: <redux> I'd rather vote for Snowballs than Gore =D
174: <Wing> i have oscar <Joef`> what is oscar?
175: <asim> You [asim] have a 71% chance of dying during sex.
176: <asmand> sleeping rulez
177: <vort> but when trying the custom f1 thingy it gives me shit <PatrickD> What is this "shit" ?
178: <mhl> Who was the original author of Jack and the Beanstalk?
179: <BlueCalx> your botnet sucks my cawk.
180: <at0m> yes, I was downstairs getting high <at0m> you caught me
181: <Crashnbur> adam: you a virgin? <SMaRt> sounds like an offer adam
182: <at0m> say i if you've given Crashnbur a blowjob <at0m> i <Crashnbur> atom: well, you suck at it
183: <TheBadger> who'se Jennifer Aniston?
184: [19:37] <t}{[> i mostly sit on my ass, watching porn on the computer, while i masturbait
185: <Drippy> you know you are a very helpful person? | <Drippy> oh, i mean when you're not being who you are of course :)
186: <t}{[> awe... my butt itches | <t}{[> ...... | <t}{[> not anymore
187: <asmand> smart, there are news on the TCPA page <SMaRt`> no way!!!!!!!!
188: <Hitokage> PatrickD: are u the webmaster of ticalc.org?
189: <SMaRt`> This world is going to crap... <SMaRt`> no pd! <SMaRt`> TCPA is going to crap... <SMaRt`> Thats better
190: <Joe_F> damn i have to go to church again tommorrow
191: <Jason_K> why is Adam the only one not oped?
192: <t}{[> ...... i've been talking to someone that's not here
193: <aardvarq> No. There's not any way to divide by 5 in Z80. That's why TI chose to use the Z80 in their calculators.
194: <Dan_E> It only just occured to me that if I want to talk on IRC, I have to connect to it :)
195: "Calculus and alcohol don't mix. Never drink and derive."
196: <Jason_K> scabby is constantly drunk but still manages to write ingenious code
197: <Blankware> lord <Blankware> who made VTI?
198: <Lucien> someone who is finally finishing a project he began long time ago! <Lucien> Joe_F great!
199: <mhl[z80]> what do you program for? <Lucien> 89-92-92+-computer <Lucien> u? <mhl[z80]> all kinds of stuff, but really nothing
200: <Lucien> kwak kwak <mhl[z80]> what're you a chicken or something? <Lucien> yes, I am a cop
201: <Joe_F> ld a,Lucien <Joe_F> ld b,isstupid <Joe_F> cp b <Joe_F> kick z
202: <|Jeff|> wow <|Jeff|> opeed <|Jeff|> opped
203: <Joe_F> nEED to RESTART CAN't TyPE RiGHT
204: <Dan_E> I just thought that it would be cool to have glasses and braces.
205: <Dan_E> I was really weird when I was younger (not that I'm not now...)
206: <mhl> YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT TOM HANKS IS BETTER THAN RUSSEL CROWE! ITS ALL RIGGED!
207: <Dan_E> I was one of those real newbies. I had a hell of a time figuring out how to get things assembled and linked correctly.
208: <mhl> I think it took me a week to figure out how to compile. <mhl> and ~50 emails to ahmed
209: <t}{[> i think that if it hadn't been for jason, i'd like z80 a shit-load more
210: <Dan_E> What does Jason have to do with z80?
211: <t}{[> SMaRt`.... yeah, i know sexually active 11 year olds <t}{[> hell... it's probably great, nothing to clean up
212: <SMaRt`> What does evolution have to do with sex?
213: <|Jeff|> forget about human evolution <|Jeff|> talk about calculator evolution
214: <scabby> and setting up a website!! MY GOD , that's just plain obscene!
215: <scabby> DAMNIT fucking irish wanker just made me turn it down
216: <mhl> now <mhl> why do my parents have to pay public school taxes when I go to private school?
217: <t}{[> if i didn't know i had to have been this bad when i was starting, i would have given up a long time ago
218: <Jason_K> look, it's Patrick Davidson. <atom> eye ph34r
219: <scabby> mouse pad just sounds plain stupid to me > i'm going to beat your bot up with a big stick
220: Jason knows who I am <Lucien> in fact he didn't <mhl[z80]> do we all know who you really are? <Lucien> mhl[z80] try to imagine it
221: <SMaRt``> (Dan_E): Will you marry me? <SMaRt``> Dan? Honey? Please. <Dan_E> Our relationship is done. <SMaRt``> NO!!! <SMaRt``> Please. Dan. <SMaRt``> After all we've been through
222: <SMaRt``> (Dan_E): Will you marry me? <SMaRt``> Dan? Honey? Please. <Dan_E> Our relationship is done. <SMaRt``> NO!!! <SMaRt``> Please. Dan. <SMaRt``> After all we've been through <SMaRt``> We were twisted that one night...... But that was after a few beers.
223: <t}{[> you think dogs like to watch other dogs having sex..... like we do
224: <JamesV> who is that t{}[ guy anyways? <Dan_E> some schmo
225: <akadajet> Im borrowing a ti-89 from a friend, I tried to put stuff on it once, but the only thing I could +gt to work was pheonix :P
226: <ZeroGX> what's the best BASIC shell for the 85?
227: <scabby> YOU'RE LAME SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!! <asim> scabby: now, now, no need to state the obvious. :) <SMaRt``> I KNOW!!!!
228: <t}{[> heh... wait a minute... dying eyes is larger than an app? heh
229: <SMaRt``> haha <SMaRt``> SMN died
230: * redux gives SMaRt`` a golden shower
231: <Dan_E> see...this is a time when I need to talk to olle...
232: * at0m likes potatoe chips <at0m> that e was intentional. really.
233: <Jason_K> poor armadillo
234: <t}{[> did you know that realistic looking dildo's are illegal in texas?
235: <Fu_Q> Jason_K....... you are pertty mean to newbies
236: <SMaRt``> You people... Call me "SMaRt'... not "SMaRt``" <Andrew_M> how about smartass
237: <t}{[> damnit SMaRt``..... i'm not the one that gave up on ASM and can help people with basic, gesh
238: <Joe_F> webpager's block? <scabby> is that where you realise that HTML is actually a load of bollocks and you'd be better off sticking your head down the nearest toilet?
239: <SMaRt``> wing | <Wing> yah | <SMaRt``> IDRAW! | <Dan_E> YOUDRAW, WEALLDRAW, for ice cream... | <Dan_E> nevermind... | <Wing> haha
240: * asmand just produced some natural gas
241: <t}{[> when i need a laugh i don't look to alh's sorry since of humor
242: <Dan_E> They said it would have to be sent in (with $50 fee) for repairs. I asked what caused the problem, they said probably a game. <Dan_E> Seeing that this was rediculous, I decided to play around and said, "Oh, so you mean any old game can permanantly erase my calculator. These calculators sure don't seem reliable, maybe I'll get an HP" <Dan_E> Of course, the person then said, "No no. I never said it was a game, I said I don't know what
243: [22:32] * t}{[ sticks his finger up his ass [22:33] * t}{[ is relieved to find no fever... but concerned that he's liking the finger thing
244: smr2x: Bye bye | at0m: bye sweetie
245: <vort> i can't click links if they keep moving up the screen!
246: <AKAdaJET> Hehe, maybe I could just start writing calc programs again and get some hosting with calc.org :)
247: <t}{[> yeah... things are rarely better than buttfuckin Blankware..... true story
248: [23:38] *** Joins: Hitokage (Hitokage@adsl-63-207-13-44.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net) [23:39] *** Quits: Hitokage [23:39] <Joe_F> right then [23:39] <PatrickD> you scared him away
249: <Blankware> !qadd t}{[ "damn joe, it's tight back here..... arey ou a virgin?" <Blankware> wish i could do that
250: <PatrickD> you send mail to president@whitehouse.gov with subject 'you are an idiot' and text 'subscribe assembly-83 or I kill you'
251: <t}{[> tios games own my nuts
252: <vort> must kill statewidemachinery <vort> laundry company that keeps stealling my money <Wing> [ vort ]: you're not drinking again... are you?
253: <vort> what is wang?
254: <t}{[> should i be embarised if i shit my pants?
255: <t}{[> i can't read, heh... or type.... i'm sooo stoned, hehehe
256: <asim> he's [patrickd] really just an infite amount of monkeys sitting at a terminal hacking out ASM code. <t}{[> i want a monkey like that
257: [19:08:23] * t}{[ pokes XxGTxX in the ass........... [19:08:31] * t}{[ ......... with a 2x4 [19:08:44] * XxGTxX screams: "OWWWW F**K!!!!" .......... bwahahaha
258: <Joe_F> the oposite of t}{['s motto is cogito ergo sum
259: <XxGTxX> <-- 100% newbie <XxGTxX> well maybe 99.9% now * Joe_F notes that everyone here is only .2% different from him
260: <XxGTxX> Hey Joe_F... YOU RELEASED PHEONIX 1!!!! IM HAPPY!!
261: <Blankware> wish i could do a!qadd
262: <XxGTxX> 313337 means? <t}{[> 3=e 1l 7=t
263: <t}{[> ohhh.... harder..... XxGTxX, you better hurry up, or i might go for SMaRt` first *** Quits: XxGTxX
264: [23:33] *** Joins: PatD|Away (pad@as3-4-158.HIP.Berkeley.EDU) [23:33] <XxGTxX> Pat... are you gay?
265: <vort> i hate java nothing good will ever come from its existence
266: <Dan_E> We have 500 different tunnel games and it makes less difference.
267: <SMaRt``> bahahahahahaha I printed the acceptance e-mail from TCPA.....
268: create a really cool prog and all you get is crap:)
269: <vort> yeah i think mirage needs to be 32k
270: <vort> hmm that reminds me i need a rife to the liqour store tomorrow
271: <Blankware> is tinews working yet?
272: <Blankware> and why is that a funny quote
273: <Blanwkare> vort: what? pd has programmed something!
274: <Blanwkare> vort: what? pd has programmed something?
275: <MMfan> ??? !qadd???
276: * akadajet is stupid when it comes to IRC <SMaRt`> And real life
277: <Joe_F> Blankware: you have an overblown ego
278: <Blankware> i think im gonna go read some more confusing c++ tutorials
279: * Fandu checks his download queue. 1.1GB queued, current download speed: 4.6k/sec
280: "Too low they build who build below the skies."
281: "Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. "
282: "He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin"
283: "A man is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits."
284: <PatrickD> pad.calc.org <root|> pad.calc.org <root|> beat ya..
285: <XxGTxX> lol patrick, your site's layout is soo good
286: <Joe_F> that implies that PatrickD is stupid
287: <XxGTxX> hey patrick.. what is !qadd?
288: <XxGTxX> Im a better ASM programmer then PatrickD!
289: <PatrickD> He is a member of 'BASM Programming' <root|> uh oh...
290: *** XxGTxX was kicked by detached (j00 n3wb33 l4m4h!) *** XxGTxX has joined #tcpa <XxGTxX> whats: <XxGTxX> (j00 n3wb33 l4m4h!
291: <asim> !quadd <XxGTxX> whats: j00 n3wb33 l4m4h!
292: <XxGTxX> Hey... Whats an IP and where can i get one?
293: *** PatrickD is now known as detacheds
294: <XxGTxX> sad <Jason_K> remind me who you are again... <Jason_K> (PatrickD: This guy doesn't sound very bright...) <XxGTxX> You newbie lamer
295: <XxGTxX> Makes me feel not wanted <PatrickD> isn't that the purpose of IRC?
296: ð t}{[ is here, wishing he has the last few files of Win2k [have:SOME] [need:MORE]
297: <t}{[> do you have the sprites done? <Blankware> no <Blankware> itll take 4 sex
298: * Joe_F realizes that no one in tcpa has control over the channel
299: [23:31] <t}{[> please? [23:31] <t}{[> i'll give you a free rim-job lesson
300: * t}{[ kicks Blankware in the nuts
301: <asim> you know nothing about hardware, yet you deal with a programming language that deals almost directly with it? <Blankware> asim: i do?
302: <asim> you know nothing about hardware, yet you deal with a programming language that deals almost directly with it? <Blankware> asim: i do? * t}{[ just lost all respect he might have ever had for Blankware
303: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
304: <Wing-> i'd look silly to add my own quote
305: * t}{[ hugs his computer that broke last night for the opprotunity to get a new computer
306: <Blankware> t}{[: youre poor and you just go out and bout a 1600 dollar computer?
307: <t}{[> PatrickD's having fun with the quotes tonight
308: *** jhfj is now known as SMaRt`` * t}{[ should have guessed it was SMaRt``(ass)
309: <Blankware> whats q3 written in?
310: <Blankware> !seen my dick <detached> No matches found: my dick!*@*
311: <jhfj> It took me to a gay porn site
312: [22:13] <Crashnbur> /ctcp anus FINGER
313: [00:54] <t}{[> i was a super pimp [00:55] * mhl is a super pimp
314: [02:17] * t}{[ needs to shave his balls [02:18] <_wrath_> trust me, never shave pubic hair
315: [02:21] <_wrath_> not only that, but it pokes [02:22] <t}{[> bahahaha..... _wrath_ got a penile implant
316: [02:40] <_wrath_> WinME system uptime: 1day 2hrs 9mins 22secs [02:41] <Blankware> _wrath_: unix or win?
317: <mhl> tigcc is deity.
318: * _wrath_ is back (1625wks 3days 22hrs 46mins)
319: <_wrath_> I hate you ppl and your damn cin and cout... overloaded operators should never be used like that!
320: [00:36] *** Joins: aardvarq (tgAardvark@AC8A769E.ipt.aol.com) [00:37] * mhl creams in pants
321: <Blankware> _wrath_: hahah - like anyone really visits basm.org anymore
322: <aardvarq> Phx | <scabby> phux? | <aardvarq> No, scabby, but I visit j00r m4m4 there on the weekends.
323: <Blankware> and some dork made his nick NickServ and he got my pass
324: <SMaRt> I got it up
325: ÍÍÍ [topc:#tcpa] SMaRt [#tcpa: where EVEN YOU can beCOME the victim of smart's homoerotic fantasies!]
326: * asim has set away: (SLEEP) | * SMaRt climbs into bed with asim
327: <Blankware> seriouslyt
328: <SilentWar> what opens a .nfo file
329: <Fandu> LO< Pat, your mean
330: <Fandu> Pat's just a big meanie! :-Þ <SilentWar> i dont mind... <SilentWar> me and pat go way back
331: * vort relizes hes been a dumbass for the past 6 months
332: * vort relizes hes been a dumbass for the past 6 months <t}{[> that's ok vort..... i've always been a dumbass
333: <SilentWar> wow...this server SUCKS
334: <vort> please quote that
335: <XxGTxX> i feel so pathetic... when ever i have a problem of ANY sort... no one knows how to fix it
336: <XxGTxX> whats a bios?
337: <XxGTxX> damn patrick... have i set a record for most quotes yet?
338: <XxGTxX> Damnit that hurt! I got my computer like all tooken apart so i can see stuff inside when the computer is running... <XxGTxX> I just tried to touch the processor... gives a little shock
339: <SMaRt> you are frickin dumb <vort> i cannot stop laughing <XxGTxX> vort, why? <SMaRt> because you are dumb! <XxGTxX> Blankware is not dumb <XxGTxX> oh you where talking about me
340: <Fandu> LOL, man, Pat is on a roll tonight
341: <t}{[> yeah.... damnit, Blankware always ruins the mood
342: <Blankware> XxGTxX: now you're just trying to get quotes
343: [23:50] <XxGTxX> hey i said no oral if you cheated again!
344: [01:50] <vort> why would there be 3000 errors in my ti83plus.inc?
345: <Blankware> i BEAT misscle command <SilentWar> is that what you call your penis blankware? ;)
346: <t}{[> we'll release it <Blankware> like in a year <asim> you two should go to couples counciling. <asim> t}{[: how did you ever end up working with him on anything?
347: <asim> you two should go to couples counciling. ( Blankware, t}{[ )
348: <asim> t}{[: how did you ever end up working with him on anything? <t}{[> why is telling the truth considered being mean?
349: <SilentWar> damn patrick is knowledgable. <JamesV> he sure is
350: <mhl> omg <mhl> oh my god. <mhl> oh. <mhl> my. <mhl> god.
351: <SMaRt> She's ugly. <_wrath_> that is a dude with tits <SMaRt> no!!! <asim> that's like a dream come true for smart <SMaRt> Oh yes!
352: <AKAda|Awa> omg, you should all be banned!
353: <t}{[> cuz i don't think you could accidentally close a door on your dick
354: <mhl> yeah, I'm sorry. <mhl> I'm a retard. * t}{[ agrees <SilentWar> indeed.
355: <t}{[> If idiots could fly, this would be an airport.
356: <mhl> Yeah, I mean, obviously I'm the one that needs help. I mean, who would have thought that the guy who doesn't look at penises stuck in doors needed help.
357: <vort> anyone gotten sick of the conversation? <PatrickD> yeah <SilentWar> I'm sick of it *** mhl has quit IRC
358: <vort> i have yet to gain any respect for c++
359: <t}{[> 4,1(8 WinME 4)15 system uptime : 4(8 0hrs 21mins 5secs 4)15 Best : 4(8 0hrs 28mins 7secs 4)
360: <greening> wow, I think I'm finally starting to fully understand the stack (stupid me)... :)
361: <vort> heh who didn't have trouble compiling?
362: [23:24] <XxGTxX> t}{[... i have a confesion [23:24] <XxGTxX> t}{[... i went out with a girl... she didnt mean anything to me... i promise
363: <SilentWar> so from now on when I think of you, I will probally think of supid. <SilentWar> your nick is now a synonym of stupid. <Blankware> ass *** Blankware is now known as Stupid
364: <Blankware> ive decided to quit fucking around and actually sit and figure casino out
365: <SilentWar> sierra's support is like getting fucked in the ass by 5 porn stars at once.
366: <}InFuZeD{> stupid 52 day uptime <}InFuZeD{> I want MORE!!
367: <SilentWar> you...suck... <}InFuZeD{> I know <}InFuZeD{> =)
368: <t}{[> t}{}{()(
369: <t}{[> asim..... whether you want to believe it or not, i'm actually pretty damn smart
370: <ephesus> i'm going to go out on a limb and say that you're all smarter than me
371: <asim> english class sucks my pasty white ass * SMaRt` pictures that. <asim> SMaRt`: you know you like it <SMaRt`> asim: :-)
372: <}InFuZeD{> Size of quotes.txt: *General Protection Fault in PatrickD.sys*
373: <ephesus> hey now, seriously, why does everyone hate scott?
374: <}InFuZeD{> Scott raped me
375: [00:10] <t}{[> sorry had to get my mom online... stupid whore can't figure out how to start IE :/
376: <XxGTxX> hey anyone: How hard is it to make a shell like ion?
377: <mhl> 1470 SAT isn't *that* great
378: <XxGTxX> mhl: whats ei do? <PatrickD> exterminate idiots
379: <alh> broadband.. like something to tie up girls with during S/M games?
380: <Jason_K> S/M ?
381: <alh> hmm.. the sun is returning... I guess it's time for me to go to sleep.
382: <Blankware> dont ban me!
383: <vort> its great to feel like a newbie all over again
384: <vort> well even blankware is inefficient
385: <seltzered> i wish i could h4x0r
386: <XxGTxX> i can [h4x0r].. thats about the only thing im good at on computer.. lol | <XxGTxX> well ok i cant
387: <Blankware> has he [xxgtxx] realized that he is a complete and utter moron yet?
388: <t}{[> NO..... I MADE MY OWN SCRIPT, WILL YOU STOP BEING DUMB FOR AT LEAST A FEW MINUTES?!? <t}{[> once again, stop being a stupid shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
389: <Wingy> [t}{[]: i think you need to just get some balls <Wingy> i dont think you have any right now ;)
390: <Wingy> i finished my chem "studying" | <Wingy> also known as typing notes into my 89 :P | <vort> i finished my "partying" | <Wingy> sitting alone in a dark room with a party hat and a beer? | <vort> not a bad idea let me grab a beer and turn off the lites
391: [23:17] <Dan_E> !seen waldo [23:17] <detached> No matches found: waldo!*@* [23:17] <Dan_E> me either, beginning to get on my nerves.
392: <Dan|Food> Crashing Flash Debugger isn't all that hard...
393: <vort> there is no way this will compile <vort> well it'll compile it just has no chance of running
394: [23:40] <XxGTxX> WHERE CAN I GET IT!!!! [23:40] <SilentWar> bitch, check your caps lock then retype that last sentance. [23:40] <XxGTxX> where can i get it!!!!
395: 15,0110<15SilentWar10>15 I bet he's 11 [XxGTxX] 15,0110<15PatrickD10>15 is that supposed to be his age or his IQ ? 15,0111<15Joe_F11>15 both
396: [00:22] *** PatrickD was kicked by Patrick_D (die lamer !!!!!) [00:23] <SilentWar> oooohhoooooo [00:23] <SilentWar> baby please don't go
397: [00:29] <SilentWar> now they just suck horrible bloody ass. [00:29] <Wingy> who sucks ass? [00:29] <Wingy> and is it bloody from all the sucking? [00:29] <PatrickD> basm programming
398: <SilentWar> I know I shouldn't go to goatse.cx cause something sick is there... | <SilentWar> OOH FUCK! | <SilentWar> never again.
399: <SMaRt`> Ti.com sucks
400: <_wrath_> I am fucking retarded... I was editing the wrong damn fucking copy of the damn.... damn... file <_wrath_> still doesn't work though
401: <Joe_F> my hands smell like copper
402: <}InFuZeD{> stupid ti-store bastads
403: <}InFuZeD{> because if you're running a WinEgg you've done the ultimate sin <}InFuZeD{> NOOOOOOO!
404: <_wrath_> damn, I can't even do mIRC scripts, god I am lame
405: [22:12] <}InFuZeD{> try #linux =P [22:13] <greening> nah, then I'd be a newbie.. a channel with people I know talking about a subject I'm knowlegable in... [22:15] <_wrath_> #gaysex
406: <mhl> the more and more I think about it, the more and more I begin to think that PatrickD is a bot... :)
407: ð SMaRt` takes off his pants | <asim> oh dear god no! | ð SMaRt` walks towards asim with a big grin on his face | ð Joe_F is away..
408: <seltzered> my mom keeps telling me "it's never too late" and crap <asim> um <asim> your mom is moron
409: orgASM
410: <Blankware> <--- just got over 9000 downloads! <mhl> people can't get over the crashing-their-calc-and-seeing-dark-blue-and-hoping-they-can-get-color-in-a-game syndrome.
411: <IceMaster> basic is good.
412: <Joe_F> Phoenix II 0nwz m3
413: }InFuZeD{ seems to have 2 servers, one of which is www.tinews.net and works, and the other of which hosts other stuff and never works
414: <Joe_F> SMaRt`: why the hell doesn't seti@home work <Joe_F> usually <Joe_F> everything works for you and not for me
415: <mhl> i need to see a chiropractor
416: (3/13/2000) 15,0110<15vort10>15 vti supports the 83+ now?
417: (3/13/2001) <vort> vti supports the 83+ now?
418: [20:04] <Jason_K> then disregard that 30 minutes of everyone's life I took up when we were discussing the sql query thing :) [20:04] <Joe_F> damn [20:04] <Joe_F> that's 30 mins I'll never get back
419: <Joe_F> if I don't get this routine fixed I might die
420: <mhl> Fortran? What happened to Colbol?
421: <Joe_F> PatrickD 0wnz me
422: <_wrath_> you [Blankware] do me... <Blankware> one more time mhl
423: 15,0110<15Dan_E10>15 $50 says TI releases a version of the TI-89 with more memory... 15,0111<15Joe_F11>15 more? 15,0111<15Joe_F11>15 what the hell does it need more for?! 15,0110<15PatrickD10>15 so you can use it as a warez server, of course!
424: * SMaRt` visits ti.com once a month. <Jason_K> I go there once every hour on the hour!
425: <t}{[> ok, who in here wants to fuck me?!? * SMaRt` does <Jason_K> there was action earlier <SMaRt`> There's action in my pants
426: <t}{[> ok, who in here wants to fuck me?!? * SMaRt` does <Jason_K> there was action earlier <SMaRt`> There's action in my pants
427: [22:51] *** Quits: |Jeff| [22:51] <Jason_K> Jeff was here?
428: <Jason_K> I have a 115 KBps connection <root|> your connection rocks, but you suck
429: <PatrickD> !qadd *
430: <Wingy> Jason doesnt suck.... thats what SMaRt is for <Jason_K> no, thats what people Pay smart for.
431: <Joe_F> we are always scaring people away *** Quits: Joe_F <vort> scared himself away?
432: 15,0110<15Blankware10>15 ive never been that good at vb, so...
433: <Joe_F> you don't think, therefore you aren't
434: <XxGTxX> i thought detached was a bot
435: [15/03/01 08:41:10 pm] <XxGTxX> pheonix? Whats that
436: <t}{[> i'm stoned, i'm gettin a quarter tomorow, kirby is spendin the night, and we're gonna get fucked several ways at once
437: <XxGTxX> how much harder is asm then ion?
438: <Masta_Yod> irc is being dumb and saying that xxgtxx is still on
439: [23:29] <redux> my bot > your bot [23:29] <Blankware> my dick > your dick
440: <greening> if you count taking a gig's worth of screenshots of NES ROMS and spend 3 painstaking days on copying all the sprites out of it, I have a lot of artistic talent.
441: <scabby> WOW!!! i have a ship on screen! <Joe_F> cool!
442: <scabby> hm you can now fly around firing ships out of your ship which always points upwards in my asteroids game.. great :) [22:42] <Joe_F> ships out of your ship [22:42] <scabby> yeah didn't draw a bullet sprite yet :) [22:42] <scabby> haven't drawn an asteroid yet either.. hrm
443: [22:43] *** [TI-85] is now known as [TI-86] [22:43] <Joe_F> uhh oh [22:43] <Joe_F> patrick d has upgraded
444: [17/03/01 10:00:40 pm] *** Joe_F was kicked by JoeF (i don't like you)
445: [17/03/01 10:00:40 pm] *** Joe_F was kicked by JoeF (i don't like you) [17/03/01 10:00:41 pm] *** Joins: Joe_F (Joe_F@dhcp9570216.columbus.rr.com)
446: <Jason_K> hah, my portamonkey took a dump <Jason_K> what it does to the rabbit, thats terrible
447: <mhl> Patrick owns us all. <SMaRt`> mhl: Agreede
448: [00:52] <mhl> IVE GOT A DANGLING ELSE
449: * SMaRt` kisses scabby
450: <}InFuZeD{> "<SMaRt`> Windows is running:" that's an oxymoron =)
451: <}InFuZeD{> ahhh...the good 'ol days <}InFuZeD{> I was a script kiddie way back when
452: <}InFuZeD{> *** Tim sets mode: +g0d }InFuZeD{
453: <Blankware> GODDAMN VB
454: 15,0110<15SilentWar10>15 smart is gay, cofirm by showing us uptime 15,0110<15SMaRt`10>15 Time is 10:11pm, computer has been up for 2d 21h 49m 10s
455: <}InFuZeD{> anyone have a d/l link for IE6 for 89?
456: <Wingy> i'm not a dumbfuck
457: <t}{[> what's that song that goes like "i want you to want me. i need you to need me. i love you to love me...." and so on <Wingy> that would be the "Gay Butt Buddies Theme 2000"
458: <vort> now does linux have any development tools?
459: * fu-que (t}{[) goes to blow his nose, and clear his ass... <fu-que> hmmm.... that felt a lot better than it shoud have
460: <JoeF> PatrickD: how might I change the current drive?
461: <asmand> that's just pr0n <t}{[> bwahahahahaha...... it's a guy, i'm sure of it <PatrickD> t}{[, you would know
462: 15,0110<15}InFuZeD{10>15 I'm such a napsterbator
463: <akadajet> Outlook 2000 is a big jump from AOL, this is my first time puttiing up w/ it :P
464: <JoeF> what are divs?
465: <Blankware> !qadd *** PatrickD changes topic to 'Adam_K = the dude who wrote purple haze' [Adam_K] well actually half wrote *** PatrickD changes topic to 'Adam_K = the dude who half wrote purple haze'
466: <PatrickD> [ti-85] [rom] 10.0 [os] Usgard 1.5 [uptime] 0d 0h 24m 8s [cpu] 1-z80 4600KHz [ram] Usage: 30717/32768B (93.74%) [screen] 128x64 1bit 175Hz
467: *** SMaRt sets mode: +b *!*user@cpe-66-1-100-23.co.sprintbbd.net <XxGTxX> smart dont send out my ip like that
468: <XxGTxX> PatrickD: Whats wrong with using vb for a bot anyway?
469: <Dan_E> Patrick very rarely believes that someone can actually program well. Or so it seems anyhow :)
470: <PatrickD> Maybe tcpa.calc.org should re-open its message board for April Fools <at0m> or release something <Dan_E> atom: hehe, if I could only remember the password ;)
471: <XxGTxX> smart: Whats faster... DSL or Braud Band?
472: <XxGTxX> Is Dan_E a begginer at asm?
473: <Blankware> !k xxgtxx bitch *** XxGTxX was kicked by PatrickD (requested by Blankware (bitch)) <Blankware> xx: whats the site? http://come.to/soccerk121 ??? <PatrickD> blankware: you can't ask questions to someone not in the channel <Blankware> oh yeah <Blankware> that explains why the nick completer didnt work
474: *** PatrickD sets mode: +b ir!hd@y.wrath
475: <Dan_E> I, on the other hand, think we should delete the all the quotes altogether.
476: <Wing> [PatrickD] you're too smart
477: <lenaphax> This channel releated to the law passed in 91? <lenaphax> Telephone consumer protection act
478: <}InFuZeD{> I killed my keyboard yesterday <}InFuZeD{> I spilled Cinnamon Toast Crunch and milk all over it =p
479: <teenslut> freak.
480: <mhl> randmp3[Martin Luther King Jr. - I Have A Dream (Full speech)] [16m14s/7.44mb/64kbps]
481: <Blankware> id hav to learn to create oprograms
482: <SMaRt> http://thesmartone.net/duck | <SMaRt> duck.
483: <SMaRt> [moo] [uptime! 15m 46s] <SMaRt> MY STUPID SISTER!
484: <vort> roomates suck
485: <SilentWar> YAS 1.0 has protection built in :) <Jason_K> protection? <Jason_K> oh, I thought YAS 1.0 dispensed condoms <vort> it'd be a damn good reason to carry an 86 around...
486: <SMaRt> Don't think they're pubix | <SMaRt> piblic | <root|> public
487: <SMaRt`> There is nothing more important than iRC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
488: <SilentWar> ....sarcasim. | <root|> sarc'asim' ? ;-) | <SilentWar> everyone, sarc asim | <root|> Behold, a new verb!
489: <root|> now we need a definition... | <asim> I wanted it to a euphism for sex | <SilentWar> sex sounds good | <SilentWar> how about drunk sex? | <SilentWar> yeah! | ÍÍÍ [join:#tcpa] SMaRt (smart@adsl-63-253-135.mia.bellsouth.net) | <SilentWar> quick, everyone sarc smart! | <root|> SarC! sARc! SaRc! SARC!!!!
490: <Blankware> hold ion 2 sex
491: <mhl> maybe we can have flame wars on ticalc.org again
492: <pjpoes> i need a lifeline <connect4> [Fred] you can try asking the audience.... <connect4> or phone a fred.... <pjpoes> i dont know any freds
493: <Dan_E> !qadd <connect4> oh darn, 1 short of 500...
494: [Wednesday, April 11 21:11] <Blankware> april13 is thursday
495: <Blankware> fuck, im flying on friday the 13th? shit!
496: <}InFuZeD{> Dominoes is a game?
497: <}InFuZeD{> that's a dumb quote :P
498: <}InFuZeD{> man...topics change too fast in here for me <}InFuZeD{> from ZKart 3D, to Bryan Rabeler sex, to Save The Whales
499: <filler> THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY :)
500: <t}{[> <Blankware> i had to explain to my sisters what "cherry poppin daddies" meant <SilentWar> first hand experience hey?
501: <}InFuZeD{> yeah, the most fun I've had in the past 3 days was when my chair tipped over and I fell backwards this morning
502: <Vej|ita> Man, thats just wrong. <Vej|ita> I've got a faggot on my line. *** at0m is now known as Vejita
503: <}InFuZeD{> I was gonna be on c4s phone a friend list but Regis said I was too unfriendly.
504: <}InFuZeD{> Regis is being a bastard again...
505: <vb> what a PUSSY
506: <Fandu> He's screwed for getting a GF now. :-) <Said in the nicest possible way>
507: <asmand> man, I feel drunk <}InFuZeD{> asmand: been with scabby eh?
508: <Vejita> I'm special. <}InFuZeD{> haha
509: <Lucien> Jason knows who I am <Lucien> in fact he didn't <mhl[z80]> do we all know who you really are? <Lucien> mhl[z80] try to imagine it <Lucien> it takes the controll
510: <}InFuZeD{> I hope girls hyperventilate when they talk to my band too | <}InFuZeD{> in particular, me
511: <Vej|Wet> However, I don't think using the name Vej|Wet to message a gay guy is that good of a strategy.
512: <aardvarq> Someone auta take a look at Remius's random number generator. I think it's picked blankware the last 29 times in a row. * asim whistles and avoids eye contact
513: <MJMendl> basic = ? <MJMendl> !asm
514: <SMaRt`> Don't steal my calculator!
515: <}InFuZeD{> PatrickD: I'm betting I've played Phoenix even more then you've developed it :)
516: <Vej> Pad: you punk, you crashed irc and made the server reject any reconnects.
517: <mhl> dino puzzle, though? you all must have tried to come up with a name that gay <Dan_E> mhl: I don't remember if we or TI came up with that name... <mhl> I'll pretend like TI did
518: <t}{[> because halt will make it stop until the next intupt is called.... but if interupts aren't enabled, then the processor never starts back up again <Blankware> that could be useful
519: * Blankware is vejita's source for knowledge
520: <SilentWar> I was trying to be as gay as you (t}[[)
521: <SilentWar> I was trying to be as gay as you (fu-que a.k.a. t}[[)
522: <SilentWar> I was trying to be as gay as you (fu-que a.k.a. t}{[)
523: <PatrickD> notice lame 83+ basic programmer who whined about my releasing the 86 version on ticalc.org's message board | <PatrickD> I bought an 83+ just so I could ensure that nobody will download his programs
524: <t}{[> Vejita, what kind of progs have you made?
525: TI is being paid for everyones work
526: <SilentWar> uptime(win2k): win(3h 22m 39s) serv(1h 44m 46s) today(18h 25m 9s) xirc(1h 44m 49s) best(5d 13h 3s) <SilentWar> I have better uptime <SilentWar> wait, no I don't...
527: <SilentWar> does ayone care to see my penis? | ÍÍÍ [kick:#tcpa] SilentWar [no] by Superman
528: <Jason_K> what is ion?
529: <Joe_F> derevitives are not fun
530: 15,0110<15t}{[10>15 i might do them tonight 15,0110<15t}{[10>15 just depends on ASMish i feel
531: <Dan_E> Because VTI is...shall we say...crappy?
532: <Dan_E> There's a though. We can deoptimize MirageOS...
533: <Dan_E> On the other hand, if all the programs were good, it would make me very bored as I'd have nothing to complain abgout.
534: <Wing-> mount /dev/sex /gf | <Wing-> touch /gf/* | <Wing-> fsck /gf
535: <paul248> i know how to add more code to mirageos | <paul248> just start adding hundreds of routines so that people don't have to do any coding at all | <paul248> like a Phoenix routine | <Dan_E> You've missed a vital problem. | <Dan_E> Adding hundreds and hundreds of routines means I have to write hundreds and hundreds of routiens.
536: <paul248_2> someone DCC to me if you want to see the mona lisa in ascii | <Dan_E> Thank you, but no. That is just one of those things that I can live me entire life, and never regret not seeing.
537: *** PatD^Away is now known as PatrickD <Joe_F> log(PatrickD)/log(PatD) = Away
538: 15,0114[15k0a14]15,0115,01 02mode 14(15,0112#tcpa14)15,01 15-o SilentWar 14(15,0112SilentWar14)
539: [] mode #tcpa -o SilentWar (SilentWar)
540: <Paul248> i'm on Juno with no banners... it's the best isp i've ever used (seriously)
541: <Paul248> i'm on Juno with no banners... it's the best isp i've ever used (seriously) <Paul248> i can stay on for weeks without getting disconnected
542: *** Mode change "-o SilentWar" by SMaRt` <SilentWar> ahhh <SilentWar> that felt good.
543: <}InFuZeD{> people are actually working on TI-News <}InFuZeD{> it's scary
544: 15,0110<15Vejita10>15 I got smarter today.
545: <}InFuZeD{> <---gay
546: <Vej|Fool> My little brothers almost older than I am!
547: *** Vej|Fool is now known as XxGTxX <SilentWar> don't disgrace yourself vej.
548: <Blankware> i found out this hot chick at my work is a lesbian <SMaRt`> yes!!
549: <paul248> ti should change their site to www.ti.gov
550: <paul248> this should be easy <paul248> don't quote me on that
551: ( to t}{[ ) <paul248> i just realized that that's TXC... i thought it was just some weird symbols
552: <Vejita> No one cares....screw ACZ.....bye.
553: <seltzered> Jason_K : are you really jason kottke?
554: <alh> alh tip of the day: never try to solder something with a cigarett or something similar smokingenerating thing in your mouth
555: <Joe_F> geezus? <Joe_F> if your gonna use the lords name in vain at least spell it right
556: <Blankware> lol <Jason_K> oop, still talking backwards I see <Jason_K> you said loud out laughing
557: <vort> heh didn't relize that much stuff would fall out of a keyboard if you just turned it upside down
558: <paul248> wow, the PNG graphics format is really efficient <paul248> i took a 256 color GIF and converted it to a 256 color PNG, and it got 50% smaller <asim> that's the idea.
559: <Dan_E> I just got this mail to mirage@detacheds.com "Hi, I have figured out how to port basic programs to MirageOs and I am almost <Dan_E> positive you know how to but I just thought if you didn't I could tell you
560: <}InFuZeD{> I hate this stupid IRC thang. ItS not ELITE enough for 5c1p+ k1dd135 like ME!!!@!!!!! | <paul|food> you can send messages to every person but one?
561: <mhl> I think I know a total of three girls...
562: <paul248> efnet is shutting down in 5 seconds!
563: <SMaRt`> [14:48] *** Joins: dino (dino@my.girlfriends.sister.gives.blowjobs.willing.ly)
564: <Vej> PAD II: Its Naked Time!
565: <|Jeff|> BRB, I finally found something that wastes more time than IRC. =)
566: <aardvarq> Anyone want an @has.probably.licked.one.too.many.russianfrogs.net addy?
567: <@aardvarq> C'mon Silentwar, you can figure out the answer to that one. Which person would I call a sicko, the guy who likes pron, or the guy who makes shells with TI-Basic?
568: <aardvarq> Deep Blue Sea sucked. There was only one cool scene in that whole movie. | <aardvarq> Of course, the cool scene could have only been done that way in a movie that sucked, so... | <aardvarq> In no other movie would, right in the middle of his "we must work together to survive" pep talk, the black guy get eaten.
569: <SMaRt`> c4 got a girlfriend in college... <asim> nah, she just wants his money ;P
570: <SilentWar> i almost pissed to bed...
571: <wrath_> SMaRt`: your name is sean?
572: <vort> whats '<g>' ? i've never seen that html tag before
573: <SilentWar> they say on sunday, I will be an IRCop...
574: <SilentWar> I lied horribly, I just tried to liven the channel up a bit. :)
575: <MJMendl> Vej: maybe it is you who is stupid
576: <Drakkun> what channel is this?
577: !qadd <scabby> WOW TIM! LET ME SEE YOUR DICK! <}InFuZeD{> I don't think so <scabby> damn.
578: <PatrickD> oh no, how will we live without Jason_K ?!?!?!?!?! <scabby> gleefully
579: <SilentWar> yeah, but you [PatrickD] are practically illiterate, you can't even write a decent game in assembly :)
580: [signoff!rap] Ping Timeout: 31337 seconds
581: <_wrath_> I got the idea after reading a website that claimed that tetris was about sexual domination
582: <SilentWar> no no, I like being lazy :) <SilentWar> it keeps me off my toes.
583: <vort> so how long is it going to take for someone to kick blankware?
584: <vort> so how long is it going to take for someone to kick blankware? <Blankware> trhat should be a !qadd!
585: <greening> I think I've got it..<Dan_E> Why Ford will lead sales in hybrid cars?
586: I'm surprised road runner hasn't been like "hey bitch, cut that shit out."
587: <Joe_F> I need to fix Bam 1.1 <Joe_F> I've turned into a regular patrick d!
588: <Joe_F> I need to fix Bam 1.1 <Joe_F> I've turned into a regular patrick d!
589: <}InFuZeD{> I was reading a Viagra ad | <}InFuZeD{> it says... "In the rare event that an erection lasts longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help." :p
590: <SMaRt> What happened to Vejita's finger? <SilentWar> I think he fingered t}{[ personally. <t}{[> yeah <t}{[> so?
591: <Joe_F> wtf is that? | <SMaRt> 2600 Meetings | <Joe_F> of what? | <asim> 2600.....
592: <asim> PH33R D4 C0WZ
593: <aardvarq> Hmm... he probably only wanted me to send one ping. Oh well. <aardvarq> Ping, DoS attack, same difference.
594: <Blankware> I NEED DAN!
595: <SilentWar> the first time I had sex we did it 5 times <SilentWar> until I no longer had juice in my pecker.
596: <aardvarq> hatchoo <Icy2k> bless you
597: <t}{[> and she also jokes with it, freaking filling my stocking with condoms :/ i hate that
598: <detached> <Jason_K> hey Sean, They say Milk does a Body good... j00 must be drinking A Lot of milk! <SMaRt> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! <SMaRt> BLAH! * SMaRt kills mhl
599: <scabby> ended up in the pub last night for 4 hours and drank about 10 pints.. felt quite hung over at work today :) <scabby> got loads done though.. hangovers are ace for increasing your concentration span :)
600: <PatrickD> someone just wrote me an e-mail demanding I mail him a graph-link
601: <t}{[> 12 months..... you must be gay to have a girl like you that long
602: <vort> so i guess you need to find a hexagonal-star-screwdriver:) <Dan_E> A more daunting task than one might suspect.
603: ÍÍÍ [topc:#tcpa] SMaRt` [I love you mhl and vort....]
604: <Joe_F> smart isn't very smart <Joe_F> he cannot read
605: <t}{[> well..... i know i've been at the computer too long...... my neck hurts | ÍÍÍ [quit:#tcpa] t}{[ [] | <_wrath_> his neck hurts from trying to give himself head
606: * Icy2k is back (sleep) Gone: 1640wks 22hrs 18mins 30secs
607: <Dan_E> I might have to *gasp* plan it out on paper. That's never happened before. <mhl-> couldn't be that great of an idea...
608: [21:07] * SilentWar will go ahead and masturbate, I'll be done before this download is.
609: <SilentWar> stop that, your giong to make me get nut on the keyboard.
610: <SilentWar> ok, that's it, I'm nutting all of your name <SilentWar> it might get all the people below you too <SilentWar> oh shit, I'm below you... <SilentWar> I'll have none of that!
611: <_wrath_> heh, my app has 1 source file and 11 dependencies... <Blankware> sounds like mine * mhl- notes he must be behind, he only has 4 dependencies
612: <SilentWar> whipidy do! someone has their panties in their anul cannal!
613: <SilentWar> MASTURBATION MAKES YOU DEAF!!!!!! | <SMaRt`> WHAT?!?!?! | <SMaRt`> I CANT HEAR YOU!
614: *** Icy2k is now known as Icy|pr0n | <SilentWar> I don't want to know when you are going to masturbate | *** Icy|sory is now known as Icy|Nap | <SilentWar> its too late, we know you are going to masturbte
615: <t}{[> OH YEAH...... PHP YOU ROCK MY WORLD..... YEAH, YEAH ,YEAH, PHP, OH GOD, HARDER HARDER, YEAH..... KEEP GOING, I'M ALMOST....... ahhhhh :)
616: <PatrickD> now if you could just find out the serial numbers of the 200 or so people on my enemies list, I'd pay $1000 for it
617: <Icy2k> what does l4m4h mean in english?
618: <SMN> they download pr0n executables <SMN> then again, a lot of pr0n is worth a few viruses
619: *** Joins: BS_SUCKS (smart@adsl-63-253-39.mia.bellsouth.net)
620: [19:12] * }InFuZeD{ notes not to wear the same socks 3 days in a row
621: [20:40] <SMN> detached: do you have inverted nipples? because I imagine you do
622: [21:22] <asim> then connect to asimwe.borg [21:22] <aardvarq> .borg?! Wow. I want youcannotresistthe.borg
623: <aardvarq> "Let's have the Olympics in Los Angeles in 2012 instead of some third-world country with no electricity, choking pollution, and a shortage of police officers."
624: <Dan_E> Hmm... "excrement" is not the first, nor second, nor third, nor fourth definition for "poop" on dictionary.com, but the fifth...
625: <Joe_F> Air Conditioners are like Computers; open Windows and they become useless.
626: [15:07] <}InFuZeD{> "Could you please send me SOR 3?" [15:07] <}InFuZeD{> "I've only got the executable, but here" [15:07] <}InFuZeD{> 4 days later... [15:07] <}InFuZeD{> "Could you please send me the readme for SOR 3?"
627: <t}{> oh god.... how did this happen?!? where did a TI-86 get the money to buy me?!?...... i'm going insane set me free!!!!!!!!
628: [11:25] <t}{[> damn everyone's got something fun to do but me [11:28] <SilentWar> go masturbate...that can be entertaining.. [11:29] <t}{[> nah... not right now, i'm starting to give myslef a case of dick rash or something...... it hurts
629: <SilentWar> someone come play with me | I want to play withs omeone I know | its funner that way
630: [15:14] * Cubeman slaps detached around a bit with a large trout [15:16] <SilentWar> unslap him [15:16] <Cubeman> How? [15:16] <SilentWar> by typing /quit slap! detached rocks. [15:17] *** Quits: Cubeman (slap! detached rocks.)
631: <SMN> it would be cool if something took shit for code <SMN> cause then I'd be paid to crap!
632: [13:19] [Blankware] ges veeb ub gere a kit [13:19] [Blankware] hes been in here a lot
633: <Blankware> ges veeb ub gere a kit <Blankware> hes been in here a lot
634: <paul248> the atari uses an athlon, right?
635: <mhl-> how bout them sixers? | <paul248> what?? | <SMN> paul: see, there are these things, outside under the day-star, that aren't on computers. . .
636: <SMN> the plot is senseless, although I don't think that ruined the movie
637: <aardvarq> SMN_2k: I thought the supreme court ruled that you couldn't participate in boys state until after your surgery.
638: <SMN> mhl: but I liked Nicole Kidman in Eyes Wide Shut! (actually, haven't seen it)
639: <SilentWar> asim: j00 know what I want! <asim> and you're not going to get it right now :)
640: [19:31] <aardvarq> asim: preparing for hibernation or something? [19:32] <aardvarq> I didn't know humans could eat that much.
641: <Chris5> so you people still play with calculators? <mhl-> Chris5: and for a profit nonetheless
642: <erikd> damn! <erikd> it itches!#@$
643: <SilentWar> I'd rape the goat as long as I got to wear a mask!!!
644: <Jason_K> SilentWar: you'd be a Porno Clean-Up Man, haha... | <SilentWar> Jason_K: lol, hell yeah :)
645: <Joe_F> I just deleted the 16k hello app that I had
646: <Dan_E> I was just reading ti73.inc :)
647: [21:36] *** Blankware has quit IRC [21:41] *** SMN has joined #tcpa [21:42] <SilentWar> trade one lamer for another...
648: <SilentWar> hmm splash screen? <SilentWar> isn't that with the liquid crap in it?
649: <paul248> ok, now i just added 12 bytes, bringing my total optimization to -1 bytes
650: *** Topic is 'I am bored out of my mind' *** Set by Kouri on Mon Jun 25 06:04:46
651: <Dan_E> There is a serious problem here...My radio is playing music, but it's off.
652: *** PatrickD is now known as si1entwar <SilentWar> I saw that, and I thought I was a op!
653: [14:04] <Dan_E> I saw Canadian Bacon on television the other day...Prety funny. [14:05] <Dan_E> It's about the US starting a cold war with Canada in an attempt to boost the economy...
654: <Dan_E> I've just about, nearly, almost, vaguely approached getting fraction stuff to work correctly. <Dan_E> (Disregarding the fact that the calculator thinks everything is zero of course)
655: [21:21] <SilentWar> ooooh shit... [21:21] <SilentWar> its commmin...brb... [21:21] <SMaRt`> TAKE IT UP THE AAA.... nevermind [21:21] <SilentWar> AAA batteries?
656: <SilentWar> pfft, if I owned a ti-83 I might kill my....ant farm.
657: <dan_E> SMN: Dunno, I've having fun playing around with my 83P. <dan_E> Well, it's having a sort of identity crisis. <dan_E> It thinks it's a TI-73.
658: <vort> who is thomas nussbaumer?
659: [08:22] <JJB6486> i ph33r 1cy. please dont kick me.
660: JJB6486 declares a topic change.
661: [16:22] <autismuk> If you've ever tried to use a UNIX box at 300 baud over the phone dropping 1 char in 3 this ain't too bad.
662: [17:47] <mhl> STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Staff at a company in southern Sweden have finally tracked down the cause of mysterious stains appearing on their cars -- a vast swarm of bees. [17:47] <mhl> Construction firm Peab was so puzzled by the pale yellow stains, which mostly affected lighter colored vehicles, that they posted guards at their car park in Forslov. [17:47] <mhl> The miscreants turned out to be bees from a nearby hive which were defecati
663: [20:01] * SMN IS addicted to pr0n. . . just sloooow pr0n
664: <_wrath_> !seen * <detached> j00 n3wb33 l4m4h! <SMN> !seen * *** SMN was kicked by detached (j00 n3wb33 l4m4h!)
665: <Joe_F> Paul248: | <Joe_F> errr | <Joe_F> helps to put a message there
666: <_bLAcKcaT> except when its "its not a bug but a feature" | <SMN> it has many sporadic-crash-features!
667: [10:18] <Joe_F> redux is in there [10:18] <Joe_F> run!
668: [10:35] <Joe_F> The Affinix homepage was created using Macromedia Dreamweaver and Adobe Photoshop. It is best viewed with a monitor.
669: [15:21] <SMN2k> yay my new zip disks came in!!! [15:22] <SMN2k> and it comes with cool bubble wrap!!! [15:22] <SMN2k> oops, i scared my dog =(
670: <SMN> pad: TI would pay you lots to do stuff for them! <}InFuZeD{> SMN: I don't think PD is in to molesting executives
671: [20:37] <}InFuZeD{> she's like...vertically challenged [20:37] <SMN> HEY! FUCK OFF THE SHORT-PEOPLE-BUSTING!
672: <SMN> HIV positive? I sure hope not, I haven't even gotten laid yet =( <Joe_F> that depends on your definition of "laid"<}InFuZeD{> what about Ater?
673: <SMN> are you abstaining from all sex till married? | <}InFuZeD{> yepz0r - that includes you even
674: <+Joe_F> SMN: check out leno | <+Joe_F> hot chick on there | <+SMN> DAMMIT!
675: 12•2•1• ¢ 01PING reply of 0110 min 35.979 s from 01detached
676: <@aardvarq> SMN: we're talking about asim here. If she was hot, do you think he'd even be trying?
677: <t}{[> fell bout 13 feet on to a 2" diameter bar :) <_wrath_> he should be glad that that 2" bar didn't go up his ass
678: <+SMN> seen my0.1father | <@beanbag> I don't know who my0.1father is. | <+SMN> beanbag's a bastard? I'm sorry to hear that =( | <@beanbag> a bastard who can kickban you no less
679: <}InFuZeD{> if only you were female smart
680: [17:59] <}InFuZeD{> Female and looked it [17:59] <}InFuZeD{> I don't want a man-woman [17:59] <SMaRt`> I wish I was a female too [17:59] <SMaRt`> Play with myself all day
681: [18:00] <}InFuZeD{> Is it me, or do 90% of the main quotes involve me, the female I wish I had, and sexual activity?
682: [18:00] <}InFuZeD{> Is it me, or do 91% of the main quotes involve me, the female I wish I had, and sexual activity?
683: <+Dan_E> I'm not perfect you know :)
684: <def^^> SMN: I am virtually paying you more than I get paid, what with me filling out the invoice and spending 34 CENTS on stamps and who knows how much on envelopes monthly
685: [14:36] *** PatrickD is now known as ^[-_-]^
686: [15:17] <vort> ahh man no tinews no ticalc and no girlfriend for blankware things just couldn't get worse [15:17] <Jason_K> I just spilled Ginger Ale all over my mousepad
687: <scabby> i'm sober as A SAUAGE!!!!!!!!! | <@asim> scabby....sober?
688: [21:50] <SMaRt``> Win2k juust crashed. I'm amazed,
689: <_wrath_> or scottd.xxx <SMaRt`> scottd porn! <SMaRt`> I would!
690: <Dan_E> If we extend the US borders by about 50 miles, Canada will have three people left.
691: <SMN> Osama bin Laden is my bitch!
692: <BillCosby> j000000 will Eat the JELL-O Pudding!!!!
693: [12:02] <asim> 212 files in pending. [12:02] <PatrickD> the only one you need to worry about is phoenix [12:02] <PatrickD> actually that's the only 5 [12:03] <PatrickD> (and of course anything from France is also very important)
694: [18:55] <Blankware> a gay guy asked me out today [18:56] <Blankware> and, ya know, i would have been really mad, except my GIRLfriend did a lot of stuff to me for my first time two days ago
695: <+mhl|away> fuck me | <+SMN> eww
696: <Jason_K> woah, no errors or warnings... I remember this moment 3 years ago when I started learning assembly.
697: <SMaRt`> wb simmmy <asim> wtf does wb stand for? <SMaRt`> it means 'Welcome Back <alh> nah.. it stands for WorkBench. everyone knows that.
698: [19:59] <Icy2k> http://localhost.be/images/wintendo/images/bluescreen.jpg [20:00] <_bLAcKcaT> welcome to the wonderful world of windows!
699: <Cubeman> Black and white are not colors.
700: <scabby> hm i wonder how many calc games i could code in one weekend <SMN> 18.725, give or take 3.418
701: <}InFuZeD{> I do enough TI-News (when it's up)
702: [19:38] *** Quits: Cubeman (Too much useless discussion is hogging bandwidth)
703: <+Dan_E> You know what, all of a sudden hit me once, after I read an email. TI employees have meetings, like other employees, and they sit in their meetings and talk about calculators!
704: <+t}{[> any of you wanna lick my balls? | * SMaRt .
705: [21:15] * connect4 is back: Idle 30 minutes (1wk 23hrs 17mins 58secs)
706: [21:15] * connect4 is back: Idle 30 minutes (1wk 23hrs 17mins 58secs) [21:15] <mhl> that's a long 30 minutes [21:15] <connect4> yea, well, when you get distracted it can take a while
707: <SMN> hmmmm, Corey is programming "Advanced Finance". . . I don't want Corey touching MY finances. . .
708: <Dan_E> But it means I could actually release a lot of the loads of crap I've got that I can't currently release. <mhl> you can't release loads of crap? don't they have medecine for that?
709: <mhl> damn splelling
710: <mhl> I go outside once and a while just to see what it looks like <mhl> see if it's changed any since the last time
711: <_wrath_> Pinging 127.0.0.1 with 32 bytes of data: <_wrath_> Request timed out. <_wrath_> Request timed out.
712: <Cubeman> IX is my favorite register.
713: <SilentWar> "Susan, we've been talking for a long time now. All this talk about calculators has made me incredibly horney, I need you now. Be on around 9pm est. tonight for some good cyber. See you then sexy. don't forget your ti-89."
714: <Cubeman> Nothing about TI is optimized.
715: <asim> blanware is my age? <asim> well, fuck <asim> actually, fucking sounds good right about now * asim has set away.
716: [22:05] <Cubeman> Graphlink just ate 40% of my system resources. [22:06] <Cubeman> and won't return them.
717: <paul248> i found a spider in my computer
718: <Cubeman> Well at Radical Software we thrive on stupidity :)
719: <SMN> !coffee SMaRt` head | * radsoft gives SMaRt` head0 a cup of coffee. :)
720: <SMN> Ah got muh hash pype! <_bLAcKcaT> stoner
721: <_bLAcKcaT> is phnx2 dead?
722: <vort> why doesn't ti just use tigcc?
723: [16:14] <Joe_F> the screen is black [16:14] <Joe_F> with wieod red symbols [16:18] <Joe_F> I had the moniter plugged into the wrong spot :(
724: [13:20] <SMN> !k JJB6486 [13:20] <SMN> damn, too late =P
725: <def^arrgh> Hi-Bounce Ball complete with flashing LED and TI logo: $5.95 <def^arrgh> TI-logo'd baseball cap: $8.95 <def^arrgh> Translucent FM Radio, also with TI logo: $12.95 <def^arrgh> Code from Susan: Not bloody likely! <def^arrgh> Some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's www.timall.com
726: <root|> heh, my sis has an edited Limp Bizkit CD.. <root|> it's pretty funny... <root|> half the songs are silent... <root|> music... silence... music... silence...
727: <SMN> aah! It sprayed in my eye! I'm blind from masterbating!
728: <Jason_K> woah ooh woahh... I got my hash pipe.
729: [14:22] <green|mad> I've been reading for the past 30 minutes and I didn't miss a thing.. that's what's so great about IRC.. =)
730: [19:43] *** Cubeman was kicked by detached (mass kick, go sit in a corner)
731: <Blankware> i want flags! * Cubeman throws a pile of flags at Blankware, from various countries.
732: <BW|APP> t}{[ puts small wigs on his hand and puts lipstick on his fingers to pretend
733: <SilentWar> I'm scared of being stoned by a village
734: <@aardvarq> SilentWar: it doesn't count when you have to pay them.
735: <@aardvarq> SilentWar: it doesn't count when you have to pay them.
736: [13:25] *** Quits: paul248 (efnet is shutting down in 12 seconds!!)